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			<title>Perk</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:47:49 GMT</pubDate>
			<author> donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda)</author>
			<category>Focus Shift</category>
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			<title>Eee</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 17:03:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<author> donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda)</author>
			<category>Focus Shift</category>
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			<title>Feet</title>
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&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;
Due to a massive hardware failage, Focus Shift was off-line for a while. Go complain at the guy who soldered on the IDE controller on my x86.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 19:48:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<author> donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda)</author>
			<category>Focus Shift</category>
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			<title>Limp</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 21:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<author> donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda)</author>
			<category>Focus Shift</category>
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			<title>Paris</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 20:23:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<author> donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda)</author>
			<category>Focus Shift</category>
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			<title>Welcome</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:45:49 GMT</pubDate>
			<author> donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda)</author>
			<category>Focus Shift</category>
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			<title>Brain</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:47:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<author> donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda)</author>
			<category>Focus Shift</category>
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			<title>Copyright</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:56:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<author> donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda)</author>
			<category>Focus Shift</category>
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			<title>Relevant</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:55:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<author> donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda)</author>
			<category>Focus Shift</category>
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			<title>SkyOS</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 19:23:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<author> donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda)</author>
			<category>Focus Shift</category>
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			<title>Fools</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:47:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<author> donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda)</author>
			<category>Focus Shift</category>
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			<title>Curling</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:58:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<author> donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda)</author>
			<category>Focus Shift</category>
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			<title>Hacker</title>
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			<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/hacker.jpg&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;488&quot; title=&quot;The guy was an ex-NSA employee. Weird. I always thought ex-NSA employees were zapped by a weird stick that erases memories using a flash of light.&quot; alt=&quot;Digg.&quot; border=&quot;1&quot; /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:55:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<author> donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda)</author>
			<category>Focus Shift</category>
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			<title>Digg</title>
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			<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/digg.jpg&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;545&quot; title=&quot;We ARE talking Digg people here, not sure if they are actually worth a comic. In all seriousness now, I actually really like xkcd. It's a great comic, much, much better than the doodles I put up here. Go read 'm sometime.&quot; alt=&quot;Digg.&quot; border=&quot;1&quot; /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:39:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<author> donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda)</author>
			<category>Focus Shift</category>
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			<title>Plato</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:04:50 GMT</pubDate>
			<author> donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda)</author>
			<category>Focus Shift</category>
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