
Microsoft's Windows Vista has a date with
some of the world's smartest hackers. The software maker will use the spotlight of the Black Hat security conference in August to show off some of the key security features and functionality being fitted into Vista. Microsoft's appearance on the Black Hat stage is a first on many fronts. Microsoft will be the first software vendor to present an entire Black Hat Briefing track on a pre-release product. It is also the first time a representative from Redmond will make an official presentation at the controversial hacker confab. Meanwhile, a patch Tuesay
passed by.
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2006-01-08
...reminds me of that TV dating show.
Microsoft: "We are here, any black hats willing to give Vista Beta 6 a crack?"
Black Hat: "Hmmm no"
Black Hat 2: "Not me"
Black Hat 3: "Looks pretty secure from over here"
Microsoft: "Look we separated IE from the OS, it's in a sandcastle all by itself"
Black Hat 2: "You mean 'sandbox' "
Microsoft: "Yea that's it now come over here and feel this keyboard, it's just like the old IBM style, click click see?
Black Hat 3: "We'll pass."
Microsoft: "Look we'll pay money, we gots lots of that you know"
Black Hat: "Yea we know"
Microsoft: "Look, what do we have to do to get you guys to crack Vista for us?"
All Black Hats: "RELEASE IT!!"