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When I booted SuSE 9 for the first time, I got a tip of the day that read "The K in KDE doesn't actually stand for anything. The letter K is next to the letter 'L' in the Roman alphabet, which stands for our favourite thing - Linux!"
That's only one of many hints you get while starting KDE or its apps for the first time. I've used every version of SUSE since 8.1 and I've never seen that particular tip. But I agree it is lame.