Linked by David Adams on Tue 4th Dec 2007 19:39 UTC, submitted by michuk

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2006-06-03
Stake-burning and blood-drinking is simply not enough.
For a start, this infection is contagious. You should never drink the un-sterilised blood of a Windows enthusiast, better still, carry around a stick of enriched uranium to irradiate any Windows-related biomatter before contact.
Secondly, if you think that burning is enough to kill these monsters, then you are responsible for letting many of them walk-free. They should be approached at midnight on a full mood, stabbed in the heart with a silver stake, then their severed head should be mounted on the walls of the Ubuntist temple for all to see.