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2006-06-03
Elvis Presley is not dead, he is persuing an active, and multi-billion dollar career in remote Namibia, and has changed his name to Kyle Minogue.
We (the artist formally known as Elvis's PR company) can confirm that he is not dead, but has merely evolved into a superhuman, adopting the best skills and facilities of Mozart, Shakespeare, and Einstein simultaneously. For more proofs of Elvis' vitality, visit http://www.getthefacts.com/elvis now.
Edited 2007-12-16 15:16 UTC