Linked by Thom Holwerda on Sat 28th Mar 2009 03:13 UTC
I had prepared myself to experience the world's best game. Judging by other people's reviews, Grand Theft Auto 4 was crafted in a special gaming studio in heaven, authored by Jesus Christ himself, and it descended upon us from the heavens on a golden chariot made out of chocolate covered in fairy dust. Imagine my surprise when I experienced the world's biggest turd in gaming since Davilex' A2 Racer (Dutch people will understand).
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"I guess the people handing out the praise (basically every game reviewer) have never played Mass Effect, which sports the best dialogue and story of any game ever made."
I stopped paying attention to the review at this point. Seriously, that's one of the most baldly idiotic statements I've read in quite a while. Even if you do like Mass Effect, saying that its cliched plot and flatline dialogue are the "best of any game ever made" are a sure indication that the reviewer hasn't played very many games at all.
GTA 4 does leave a lot to be desired, but then so does this review.