Linked by Thom Holwerda on Wed 15th Apr 2009 22:54 UTC
Windows Now that Windows 7 is more or less finalised on the feature side of things, with the release candidate around the corner, I thought it would be interesting to look back upon what we thought Windows 7 would be - and what we actually hoped Windows 7 would be. So, I dove into our article and comment archive to see how many of our hopes, dreams, and predictions came true.
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Win Fatty
by perspectoff on Thu 16th Apr 2009 14:50 UTC
perspectoff
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2008-11-06

Sometimes, do you feel like Windows is just a fat girl who refuses to go on a diet?

Winfattie.Vista.girl said, "I can't get laid! Help me get laid. I will be wearing a Win7

beta corset. It will make my boobs bigger and waist two inches smaller. I will be popular."

Linboy says, "Hey honey. Why don't you start eating less and do some exercise?"

Winfattie7girl said, "NEVER! My daddy made me an exclusive OFFICE2007 dress! I will get laid
by many blind BSOD boys!"

The story goes on...

The truth is: WinblindITBoys do drink a lot.

Reposted without permission (... hoping the Boston College police don't find me).

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