Linked by Thom Holwerda on Tue 25th Aug 2009 14:45 UTC, submitted by Moulinneuf
Legal Not too long ago, Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw explained he had found the perfect husband for Lara Croft: Jason Voorhees. They both have way too many sequels all following a default plot, they both murder a lot and spend a lot of time underground, but most of all: none of them will ever just die. In that light, I suggest another husband for Miss Croft: Darl McBride. Instant update: Darl McBride responds. See inside.
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DrillSgt
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2005-12-02

"Unfortunately, yes ... a jury of 'peers' will get to decide what happens.

So they're going to have to find 12 slime-balls, on Darl's level, before the trial can proceed?
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They can just get a bunch of CEO's together. How about Bill Gates and Steve Jobs for starters?? ;)

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