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Some time ago I had a very bad stomachache. Luckily Fiona Apple came by and knew right away what I had (bad case of gas that wouldn’t come out) then she performed some sort of Heimlich maneuver on me (think Dr. Garrigan and Idi Amin in Last King of Scotland and you get the picture). I released my pressure in one big fart but strangely enough it smelled like roses and unicorns came out of my butt.
I was relieved and Fiona was happy because she was looking for sounds for her new iOS fart app.
Then something even more strange happened: The unicorns started sprinkling glitter on Fiona and she turned into a beautiful Macbook Air.
I thought “what the heck” and I might just install Linux on the thing when a thought came to my mind that changing the software too much might mess with Fionas brains if the enchantment can be reversed. So I stuck with Mac OS X but because I cannot stand Finder I installed TotalFinder.
And before you ask: Yes, I tried kissing the thing but it won’t change back (and trust me, I try numerous times each day)