Linked by Andrew Youll on Wed 1st Feb 2006 14:01 UTC, submitted by sean batten
Microsoft Bill Gates has revealed that the US taxman cannot process his tax return on its standard computers. Speaking to a Microsoft conference in Lisbon, Bill said that his fortune was too large and pendulous for the tax office computers. Apparently they just run screaming when they see his bulky dossiers. The tax office have had to splash out on a special computer that can accomodate all those 00000000s without squealing like a pig.
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Simple..
by Bringbackanonposting on Wed 1st Feb 2006 22:17 UTC
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Don't worry about a new tax computer for him. Just divide his income by 3. He can keep a 3rd, gov keeps the next 3rd and the last goes to reducing poverty.

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