Star Macs to Get Real POWER?
Linked by Nicholas Blachford on Mon 15th Jul 2002 01:14 UTC
Editorial According to a brief paragraph on MacOS Rumours Apple may be switching to IBM POWER4 CPUs instead of the Motorola G5 for future Macs.
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OS XXX
by Michael on Mon 15th Jul 2002 06:19 UTC

The real reason OS X runs so slowly is that it is secretely processing porn in the background. This is actually what has generated Apple's $4.5 billion in the bank. As soon as the porn industry found out about the power of Altivec, they cut a deal with Apple to do porn post-processing courtesy of Apple's rich, entertainment-loving user base.

Porn is behind MP4, aka MyPorn4, Money Shot Pro, pMovie, pTunes, and the recent xxxServe.

Apple has committed to being the world's leading porn workstation, acquiring software companies to obtain key porn technology, advancing the state of the art in adult entertainment.

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