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			<title>Hilarious</title>
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			<description>This is one of the funniest comics yet!  I wish I'd thought of it myself.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (Pro-Competition)</author>
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			<title>nice</title>
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			<description>hehe funny! reminds me of the &quot;please wait while updating your updater&quot; dialog (anyone url?).</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (aldeck)</author>
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			<title>Recursive rethinking the progess</title>
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			<description>The picture can be extended as follows:<br />
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------------- Downloading -------------<br />
Operation in progress:<br />
(#####_______________) 25%<br />
<br />
Don't mind the progress bar above, it may not have any predictive worth. The bar will be updated soon.<br />
<br />
Re-evaluating progress bar:<br />
(##########__________) 50%<br />
<br />
Please wait while the program is searching for a new method to re-evaluare the calculation for the operation's progress bar... (insert dancing elephant here).<br />
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:-)</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:05:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (Doc Pain)</author>
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			<title>Good job, Thom</title>
			<link>http://osnews.com/thread?303692</link>
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			<description>I really like this one.<br />
Funny.<br />
Keep it up.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (ManWithCamera)</author>
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			<title>RE: nice</title>
			<link>http://osnews.com/thread?303749</link>
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			<description>Got this<br />
<a href="http://kroc.deviantart.com/art/Marklark-Marklark-Marklark-32789616" rel="nofollow">http://kroc.deviantart.com/art/Marklark-Marklark-Marklark-32789616</a></description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (Kroc)</author>
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			<title>RE[2]: nice</title>
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			<description>Makes me thing about the error message:<br />
 <br />
 &quot;Error: Error message not found&quot;<br />
<br />
(edit typo)Edited 2008-03-07 13:58 UTC</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (Andre)</author>
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			<title>nice</title>
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			<description>yeah, funny as hell, hehehe<br />
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well, lets see what they come up with<br />
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i do remember the time where progress bar stopped meaning anything and they just helped you be more patient while a 4 hours install...<br />
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or, anyone remembers those programs where the progress bar goes back and forth several times?<br />
<br />
lol</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:32:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (gotten09)</author>
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			<title>RE[3]: nice</title>
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			<description>Or:<br />
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&quot;An error occured: No error.&quot;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (biffuz)</author>
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			<title>RE: nice</title>
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			<description>Windows (even vista if I recall correctly) still has those that keepp restarting from the beginning... over and over. I laugh the first time I saw that at the logic behind it.</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (Ikshaar)</author>
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			<title>RE: nice</title>
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			<description>I once had a progress bar that went over 100%</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 21:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (Andre)</author>
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			<title>RE[4]: nice</title>
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			<description>Or the pt_BR quote from Windows 2K that translates into something like that: &quot;This application could not be started be cause the workstation is turned off.&quot;<br />
<br />
<br />
I think this one was the most funny error message I ever got..</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 17:32:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (AlexandreAM)</author>
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			<title>RE: nice</title>
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			<description>Still doesn't beat the old BIOS classic: &quot;Keyboard not found.  Press F1 to contunue...&quot;<br />
<br />
And nothing will *ever* beat Gnome's masterpiece.  You know, the dialog box that pops up and says:<br />
<br />
&quot;Error: Success!&quot;<br />
<br />
with an &quot;OK&quot; button underneath. :-0</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 19:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (sbergman27)</author>
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			<title>RE[3]: nice</title>
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			<description>&quot;Unable to import Internet Account settings file because: an error has occurred.&quot; (courtesy of Outlook Express)</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 22:37:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (StephenBeDoper)</author>
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			<title>Good job</title>
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			<description>This is the first one I've laughed at thus far.<br />
<br />
You're definitely better at drawing dialog-box's than shut doors ;-)</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:51:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (Laurence)</author>
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