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			<title>Alcatraz</title>
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			<description>Heaven looks like a prison. ;-)<br />
<br />
Reminds me of a greeting card I once saw.  A rather run of the mill looking angel was sitting on a cloud, with his harp beside him, chin resting on his hands, and looking thoroughly bored.  The caption was &quot;Hmmm.  I shoulda brought a magazine...&quot;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (sbergman27)</author>
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			<title>hmm...</title>
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			<description>i may be putting my geek cred on the line here but i simply do not get the joke...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:33:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (hobgoblin)</author>
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			<title>RE: hmm...</title>
			<link>http://osnews.com/thread?306244</link>
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			<description>maybe this will help (a little):<br />
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<a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0062622/quotes" rel="nofollow">http://imdb.com/title/tt0062622/quotes</a></description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (umccullough)</author>
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			<title>RE[2]: hmm...</title>
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			<description>heh, off all the jokes...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (hobgoblin)</author>
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