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			<title>Hello A$</title>
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			<description>Bye bye M$, hello A$</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 16:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (Hans Otten)</author>
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			<title>RE: Hello A$</title>
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			<description>Or, using BASIC statements:<br />
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10 M$=&quot;a bunch of money-grubbing evil bastards&quot;<br />
15 A$=&quot;good guys&quot;<br />
20 READ CAPA, CAPM<br />
30 IF CAPA &gt; CAPM THEN A$=M$<br />
40 ?&quot;Apple are &quot;;A$<br />
50 ?&quot;Microsoft are &quot;;M$<br />
60 GOTO 40<br />
70 DATA 222.12, 219.18<br />
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(notice how Microsoft is always evil... that's just the way the program works <img src="/images/emo/wink.gif" alt=";)" /> )</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 17:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (mrAmiga500)</author>
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			<title>Apple?</title>
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			<description>You mean Apple the toy manufacturer? Who would have thought...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 18:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (stereotype)</author>
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			<title>RE: Apple?</title>
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			<description>I think you mean the recording company the Beatles founded. Those Brits are loaded to the gills.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 21:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (Bill Shooter of Bul)</author>
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			<title>Unicorns</title>
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			<description>Oh Thom, I love how you sometimes manage to get a whole herd of unicorns involved; flying by, come falling down, or making some other form of guest appearance, much like the sheep on IsComputerOn.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 22:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (Eddyspeeder)</author>
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			<title>OT but funny</title>
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			<description><a href="http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart/headlines/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart---april-2010/clip295580#clip295580" rel="nofollow">http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart/he...</a></description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 02:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (Lazarus)</author>
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			<title>Jobs mojo</title>
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			<description>Anyone like to guess how much this &quot;air&quot; is based on Steve Jobs. I would guess somewhere between 20-30% stock price is based just that Steve Jobs is running company. I think someone should call FBI and raid NYSE since they are bunch a cultists.</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 08:48:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<author>donotreply@osnews.com (Karitku)</author>
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