Linked by David Adams on Tue 16th Aug 2005 19:10 UTC
Humor In Virginia, patrons waiting in line to buy county school surplus iBooks for $50 started a riot when the doors opened, with an old man getting trampled, people crushing a baby stroller, and someone trying to run people down with his car. One iBook hopeful admitted that he used his folding chair as a weapon to fight off people who were trying to cut in line. Take a lesson from Steve Jobs, Henrico County: make them a little more expensive, and prevent the bloodshed. (Editor's note for the humor-impaired: no, I don't really think Macs are too expensive. I'm making fun of people who do)
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The iSale
by on Tue 16th Aug 2005 20:10 UTC

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"In Virginia, patrons waiting in line to buy county school surplus iBooks for $50 started a riot when the doors opened, with an old man getting trampled, people crushing a baby stroller, and someone trying to run people down with his car."

Sheesh! You Mac people have all the fun. Why don't you hear things like this breaking out at a Dell sale?*


*All said with tongue firmly in cheek.

RE: The iSale
by on Tue 16th Aug 2005 21:57 in reply to "The iSale"
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> Why don't you hear things like this breaking out at a Dell sale?

"Hey, that's MY boring, generic, black-and-grey commodity PC!"

"No way, dude! That's MY boring, generic, black-and-grey commodity PC!

"Arrrgh!"

"I'll kill ya!"

*pow* *crunch* *blammo*

Happens all the time.

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