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User: I want to create a new user account for my credit card.
'Puter: Uhm... well, let's see if we have enough time... yes, we have. Your next meeting is in 30 minutes. So, what name should we take?
User: John Smith.
'Puter: Is this your name?
User: Yes.
'Puter: Are you sure?
User: Yes!
'Puter: Tell the name again.
User: John Smith.
'Puter: The name is... John Smith. Is this correct?
User: Yes.
'Puter: In a whole sentence, please.
User: Yes, it is.
'Puter: What is it?
User: The name!
'Puter: Which name?
User: John Smith.
'Puter: This is your name.
User: Yes, of course!
'Puter: Now, enter your PIN.
User (enters silently via keyboard): ####
'Puter: Your PIN is (shouts) 1055.
User: Damn! Be silent! My wife is listening!
'Puter (louder): His PIN is 1 0 5 5!!!
User pulls plug and takes wallet with coins.
Would be nice to have a natural language OS to teach people using their native language correctly. Or evem a foreign language. Ever hears a german 50+ man reading english error messages? Quite funny, guessing what he's talking about... largooney, fittoores, permeeson, spaatse, lookartey, peeparleena, boorst, rott, bott carmb, brooser, carfine, gongver, kb3, tooster... :-)
Edited 2007-02-21 23:27






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2005-07-06
User: [Clicks the Save icon]
'Puter: Ain't no saving your sorry butt. This reports is so weak it makes my front-side bus cry.
User: Shut up and save!
'Puter: Don't we have a 'tude. Well, BOOM, there goes your report, I'm going to sleep mode now.
[computer screen goes dark]
User: No, No! It's due tomorrow. I take it back. Your processor is awesome. I am blown away by you expansion slots...
[Monitor comes back on]
'Puter: Oh, take it easy, suck up. Your flimsy spreadsheet is safe. Just like to see you squirm, remind you who's boss here.
User: Sigh.
(edit: spelling errors, naturally)
Edited 2007-02-21 22:41