Linked by Thom Holwerda on Wed 2nd May 2007 19:19 UTC, submitted by DevL
Apple Steve Jobs writes about Apple's efforts to become a more enironmental friendly company. "Apple has been criticized by some environmental organizations for not being a leader in removing toxic chemicals from its new products, and for not aggressively or properly recycling its old products. Upon investigating Apple's current practices and progress towards these goals, I was surprised to learn that in many cases Apple is ahead of, or will soon be ahead of, most of its competitors in these areas. Whatever other improvements we need to make, it is certainly clear that we have failed to communicate the things that we are doing well." Among other things, Apple will introduce LEDs in displays to Macs this year.
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Green = Dead
by funny_irony on Thu 3rd May 2007 04:51 UTC
funny_irony
Member since:
2007-03-07

The only people who are truly "green" are the dead people ;)

They don't use devices that emit CO2 and they also don't breath out CO2.

Even if people use bicycle to get to work, they still emit CO2 when they breath out.

The dead body are good fertilizer for the plants.

conclusion
More dead = More green

Anyone want to volunteer ?

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RE: Green = Dead
by tristan on Thu 3rd May 2007 20:19 in reply to "Green = Dead"
tristan Member since:
2006-02-01

The only people who are truly "green" are the dead people ;)

They don't use devices that emit CO2 and they also don't breath out CO2.

Even if people use bicycle to get to work, they still emit CO2 when they breath out.

The dead body are good fertilizer for the plants.

conclusion
More dead = More green


Actually, I think their rotting corpses will give off methane, which is even worse. And don't even think about cremation...

Anyone want to volunteer ?

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