"All promised features were cut from Vista." This is a commonly heard complaint about Windows Vista on the internet. While there certainly is a lot to complain about when it comes to Windows Vista, the mythical 'cancelled features' certainly is not one of them. Let me explain why.
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You didn't see the Elvis getthefacts website. Elvis beats Chuck Norris in every category.
Chuck Norris may be good in a fight (This has never actually been prooved. 1,000,000,000 dead enemies IS NOT PROOF!!) , he may even have a better singing voice than Elvis, but do you know how much he eats!
The fact about CN that they always try to hide is that he eats 40 times his body-weight every minute. What good is having the worlds' biggest badass on your side when you have to spend all your money just keeping him going. No, the Total cost of Pwnership with Chuck is 4 cow herds per enemy. Elvis however doesn't eat anything, he can exist on pure air*.
* and a gram of finest Bolivian coke per hour, but we count this as an investment, not a cost.
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Elvis Presley is not dead, he is persuing an active, and multi-billion dollar career in remote Namibia, and has changed his name to Kyle Minogue.
We (the artist formally known as Elvis's PR company) can confirm that he is not dead, but has merely evolved into a superhuman, adopting the best skills and facilities of Mozart, Shakespeare, and Einstein simultaneously. For more proofs of Elvis' vitality, visit http://www.getthefacts.com/elvis now.
Edited 2007-12-16 15:16 UTC