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You didn't see the Elvis getthefacts website. Elvis beats Chuck Norris in every category.
Chuck Norris may be good in a fight (This has never actually been prooved. 1,000,000,000 dead enemies IS NOT PROOF!!) , he may even have a better singing voice than Elvis, but do you know how much he eats!
The fact about CN that they always try to hide is that he eats 40 times his body-weight every minute. What good is having the worlds' biggest badass on your side when you have to spend all your money just keeping him going. No, the Total cost of Pwnership with Chuck is 4 cow herds per enemy. Elvis however doesn't eat anything, he can exist on pure air*.
* and a gram of finest Bolivian coke per hour, but we count this as an investment, not a cost.






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This is pure LIES, if it was true, he would have also evolved with the skills and attibutes of Chuck Norris. As there is no mention of him, I can assume that Elvis is no more.