Linked by Thom Holwerda on Wed 17th Jun 2009 22:36 UTC
Intel Personally, I've always been very confused by Intel's processor branding. Core Duo and Core Solo were pretty straightforward, but not long after we were dealing with Core 2 Duo and Core 2 Quad, which is anything but marketing friendly. Apparently, Intel agrees with us and has announced a fairly massive branding overhaul.
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BMW
by lopisaur on Wed 17th Jun 2009 23:36 UTC
lopisaur
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2006-02-27

So I'm the only one seeing the BMW analogy here?
3-Series, 5-Series, 7-Series
I wonder if we'll eventually have an Intel Core M5 or the odd man out, the Intel Core i6.
Seriously, what do the 3, 5 and 7 mean. I don't see any sense in the i7 having four cores.

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RE: BMW
by Moredhas on Thu 18th Jun 2009 02:14 in reply to "BMW"
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2008-04-10

3, 5, and 7 are all prime numbers. I can imagine Optimus describing Intel's new line of processors as "just Prime" ;) . Here's hoping they head down the gimicky Transformers marketing rout, just so I can hear that!

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RE[2]: BMW
by hurdboy on Thu 18th Jun 2009 12:22 in reply to "RE: BMW"
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2005-09-02

3, 5, and 7 are all prime numbers. I can imagine Optimus describing Intel's new line of processors as "just Prime" ;) . Here's hoping they head down the gimicky Transformers marketing rout, just so I can hear that!


Nah, they're about to turn it up to Core i11. :-p

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RE: BMW
by WorknMan on Thu 18th Jun 2009 02:25 in reply to "BMW"
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2005-11-13

Seriously, what do the 3, 5 and 7 mean. I don't see any sense in the i7 having four cores.


Wanna know what 3 5 and 7 mean? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! That's WTF they mean. They might as well had called them peanutbutter, jelly, and mayo.

The saddest part about this is that Intel probably pays these assclowns a crapton of money, and this is the best they could come up with. Jesus Christ, it just makes me mental!

How can you take something so simple and make it so f**king complicated? If I walk into Best Buy and I see an 'i7' processor, I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS!! If you're going to seperate them into 'good' 'better' 'best', why not bronze/silver/gold? Of course, people actually understand what that means just by looking at it, so of course they can't do that.

And if i3/i5/i7 is good better best, then I guess the Pentium is average and the Celeron is piss-poor :|

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RE[2]: BMW
by hackenbacker on Thu 18th Jun 2009 05:04 in reply to "RE: BMW"
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2006-01-18

If you're going to seperate them into 'good' 'better' 'best', why not bronze/silver/gold?

That's not a bad idea. But you still have the confusing situation that they keep older stock in the distribution channel, and varying clock speeds at the different levels.

So is the gold I'm looking at older than the silver? Is the silver better for me in that instance? Should I buy a faster bronze, or a slower silver? Which has better energy efficiency / lower cooling requirements?

You might as well just have performance ratings for complete PCs, and just use the code names for the part sales - because that's what the respective markets are most likely to understand.

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