Linked by Thom Holwerda on Tue 25th Aug 2009 14:45 UTC, submitted by Moulinneuf
Legal Not too long ago, Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw explained he had found the perfect husband for Lara Croft: Jason Voorhees. They both have way too many sequels all following a default plot, they both murder a lot and spend a lot of time underground, but most of all: none of them will ever just die. In that light, I suggest another husband for Miss Croft: Darl McBride. Instant update: Darl McBride responds. See inside.
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by transputer_guy on Tue 25th Aug 2009 15:31 UTC
transputer_guy
Member since:
2005-07-08

Even as an engineer with a fair bit of background knowledge in the case, I sure wouldn't want to go anywhere near this case as a juror, sounds like a life sentence.

Darl reminds me of the Monty Python sketch, the Black Knight (John Cleese) would not die even after having all four limbs and his head chopped off, bleeding profusely, shouting out cowards!!!

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RE: courts
by StephenBeDoper on Tue 25th Aug 2009 16:34 in reply to "courts"
StephenBeDoper Member since:
2005-07-06

Darl reminds me of the Monty Python sketch, the Black Knight (John Cleese) would not die even after having all four limbs and his head chopped off, bleeding profusely, shouting out cowards!!!


"I am invincible! The Santa Cruz Organization always triumphs!"

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RE[2]: courts
by calica on Tue 25th Aug 2009 21:15 in reply to "RE: courts"
calica Member since:
2007-02-05

"Darl reminds me of the Monty Python sketch, the Black Knight (John Cleese) would not die even after having all four limbs and his head chopped off, bleeding profusely, shouting out cowards!!!


"I am invincible! The Santa Cruz Organization always triumphs!"
"

SCO is not the old Santa Cruz Org. SCO is the old Caldera.

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RE[2]: courts
by RogerBryce on Wed 26th Aug 2009 15:16 in reply to "RE: courts"
RogerBryce Member since:
2008-07-07

I think the O in SCO stands for operation.

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RE: courts
by SamuraiCrow on Tue 25th Aug 2009 18:07 in reply to "courts"
SamuraiCrow Member since:
2005-11-19

"It's just a flesh wound." :-D

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