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This is FANTASTIC!!
You know why??
Well, back in my day of mass software distributions I made a looncraz Software License which was meant to be rather funny to read. Well, now it holds water!
This means I am owed oral sex by more than 100,000 people!! WAHOO!!!
Too bad I never really publicly released the actual license... just kept it stored on my computer, and made notes in my software that it was beholden to the license... meh, I bet it still applies...
Not all contractual terms are lawful. In the UK, no matter what sales contract you sign, you cannot relinquish your rights under consumer protection laws. You cannot sell yourself into slavery in the US. And so on.
Let us know if it works