Microsoft Slaps Motorola with Patent Lawsuit over Android
Linked by Thom Holwerda on Fri 1st Oct 2010 21:08 UTC
General Development Anyone who did not see this one coming after Microsoft's patent deal with HTC and Apple's meticulousness in avoiding Windows Mobile in its suit against HTC hasn't been paying attention. Microsoft has filed a patent complaint with the US International Trade Commission, as well as a patent lawsuit in the US District Court for the Western District of Washington against Motorola over its Android-based devices.
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The community fights back.
by n0xx on Sat 2nd Oct 2010 04:54 UTC
n0xx
Member since:
2005-07-12

Vote yes on prop. 69: Microsoft and Apple are now synonyms of, respectively, of child molester and filthy, disease riddled slut.

Usage is as follows:

"Beware of that guy, kid. Some say he's a microsoft!";

"Dude, that girl looks like an apple!".

Note that one can also use the verb "to microsoft" (to molest a child) and "to apple" (to have sex with a filthy diseased riddled slut):

"Haven't you heard? Tom was caught microsofting!!";

"Tom: Shit Jim! I'm positive for syphilis!"
"Jim: Guess you've been appled, hum?"
"Tom: I Guess so... ;) ".

Please help spread the bad word because if we make them the laughing stock of the internet, maybe they'll stop being pricks.

Perhaps we can even damage their income via the GIMP effect.

Let's make this happen.

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RE: The community fights back.
by Kalessin on Mon 4th Oct 2010 22:04 in reply to "The community fights back."
Kalessin Member since:
2007-01-18

That would put a whole new spin on the phrase "apple of my eye..."

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