Linked by Thom Holwerda on Sun 2nd Jan 2011 22:40 UTC
Gifts, Contests, Easter Eggs A few weeks ago, we took a look at TotalFinder, a collection of add-ons to the Mac OS X Finder that fixes some of its shortcomings, adds some welcome features, and in all, makes it a little more pleasant to use. We've got three free copies of TotalFinder to hand out, so read on to find out how you can win one!
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by WereCatf on Mon 3rd Jan 2011 02:51 UTC
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"Ah, damn.", I sighed to myself: "Maybe I shouldn't have taken this job. It's really wearing me thin, and I'm starting to worry about your safety.." I gently brushed my fingers over the still-sore wound on Glitter's side and wondered to myself, silently, how amazing and resilient creatures these unicorns are. I mean, a bullet straight-on, and the damn thing doesn't make even a peep! It was only two hours later after the fight that I even noticed the wound, and even then I noticed it only because my pants were getting soaked by it. "Yeah, I know what you mean, why give up now when we're gotten to a good start, right?", looking straight into her eyes and smiling my usual, sad, smile.

It started three weeks ago; I was sitting in my office at TotalFinder when this guy barges in, splintering the damn look on the door and throwing me off my chair, and starts literally screaming unintelligible words at me at speeds comparable to a god damn machine-gun. Turns out that his fiancé Fiona -- a woman of superb intelligence and experience in the field of bioengineering -- is missing for days now and doesn't respond to calls. They had been working on some really important and big, something to do with way too difficult words for a simple mind like mine to comprehend, and were nearing completion. This guy, doctor OSX Apple, had gone home for the day and was expecting Fiona to come home soon after. But well, quite apparently even such a simple plan can go awry.

"Bah, need more booze and cigarettes before I can whack a few more skulls open ", I murmur, " and a good fuck wouldn't hurt either."

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