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Not to mention voice dial.
I can't fathom why the iPad/iPhone don't do wireless sync to iTunes (or 'the cloud') at this point either, but you may want to stick to criticizing that rather than making really bizarre cases up.
Apple wasn't claiming any of the features you're talking about in their ads until they delivered them, so what's your point? How does that relate to Motorola claiming features like 4G and Flash when they don't have it?