Linked by Thom Holwerda on Sun 18th Mar 2012 23:26 UTC
Apple "Tim Cook, Apple's CEO, and Peter Oppenheimer, Apple's CFO, will host a conference call to announce the outcome of the company's discussions concerning its cash balance." Interesting. They have $100 billion on the bank - any guesses? Dividend payout? A large acquisition?
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Oh god it's so obvious...
by Thom_Holwerda on Sun 18th Mar 2012 23:37 UTC
Thom_Holwerda
Member since:
2005-06-29

...it's been staring me in the face this whole time.

They're going to buy the US Patent & Trademark Office.

Called it.

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RE: Oh god it's so obvious...
by Jondice on Sun 18th Mar 2012 23:43 in reply to "Oh god it's so obvious..."
Jondice Member since:
2006-09-20

Hopefully they will do something cool like invest in resources to make a modern NeXT station. Yeah!

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JAlexoid Member since:
2009-05-19

Next NeXT station?

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RE: Oh god it's so obvious...
by WorknMan on Mon 19th Mar 2012 04:01 in reply to "Oh god it's so obvious..."
WorknMan Member since:
2005-11-13

They're going to buy the US Patent & Trademark Office.


Ha, with that much money, they might just by the US ;)

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ggeldenhuys Member since:
2006-11-13

Rolling On the Floor, Laughing! Excellent one. ;)

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RE: Oh god it's so obvious...
by kryogenix on Thu 22nd Mar 2012 04:36 in reply to "Oh god it's so obvious..."
kryogenix Member since:
2008-01-06

LOL They're going to become "Brawndo" from idiocracy.

"You have to buy an iPad.....it's got megapixels! It's what people crave."

"What's a MegaPixel?! Do you even know what a megapixel IS?!"

"Duuhhhhhh ummmm duuuuhhhh it's what people crave!"

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