Submitted by “In the first episode of Microsoft’s new film series ‘On the Whiteboard’, Editor Pamela Woon chats with two-time Oscar winner Randy Thom about the (often underestimated) importance of sound in human-technology interactions. Thom, the lead sound designer at Skywalker Ranch who worked on films such as The Incredibles, Castaway and Forrest Gump, says that people rarely consider the significance of those signature sounds that come from their trusty devices, whether it be a cell phone, a computer or a tablet.”
Really, that… sounds *wink* *wink* terrible :
http://www.sound-fishing.net/bruitages_virgule-sonore.html
Kochise
CIA silenced God’s hymns. God said two agents will die every week until it’s fixed. It will be unusual deaths, obviously God.
God says…
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pains sufficiently celibacy whithersoever fled gainsayer
magistrates awfulness thanks defended vexed architect
unravelied white
Edited 2013-06-20 11:53 UTC
Thom: any chance you can ban this retard and clean this thread up?
Even as someone who has little interested in Microsoft, it’s a shame to see this discussion ruined by a religious nutjob spamming the thread with indecipherable gibberish
I suspect the video contained a CIA trigger that set him off.
Usually I don’t mind his more technical posts, although I never understand them. But this God stuff is neither funny or cool, despite the CIA involvement.
I visited his claimed temple.org site, and it appears that he was just making fun out of Christianity, and is not serious about any subject he touches. In fact, this guy is not a Christian according to what he wrote in his site.
Silence God’s Temple Hymns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
God says…
thing as this great thing is, or hath been heard like it? 4:33 Did
ever people hear the voice of God speaking out of the midst of the
fire, as thou hast heard, and live? 4:34 Or hath God assayed to go
and take him a nation from the midst of another nation, by
temptations, by signs, and by wonders, and by war, and by a mighty
hand, and by a stretched out arm, and by great terrors, according to
all that the LORD your God did for you in Egypt before your eyes?
4:35 Unto thee it was shewed, that thou mightest know that the LORD he
is God; there is none else beside him.
Edited 2013-06-20 12:29 UTC
So, CIA removes support for PC Internal Speaker in VMware
http://www.templeos.org/Wb/Accts/TS/Wb2/Hymns.html
God says…
they anointed David king over Israel, according to the word of the
LORD by Samuel.
11:4 And David and all Israel went to Jerusalem, which is Jebus; where
the Jebusites were, the inhabitants of the land.
11:5 And the inhabitants of Jebus said to David, Thou shalt not come
hither. Nevertheless David took the castle of Zion, which is the city
of David.
11:6 And David said, Whosoever smiteth the Jebusites first shall be
chief and captain. So Joab the son of Zeruiah went first up, and was
chief.
11:7 And David dwelt in the castle; therefore they called it the city
of David.
11:8 And he built the city round about, even from Millo round about:
and Joab repaired the rest of the city.
—-
God said 640×480 16 color and God said one voice audio.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
Edited 2013-06-20 12:54 UTC
I did HD Audio. It’s worthless — my new machine doesn’t work. God said single voice. PCI devices have no place in God’s temple. The only option is to get God to kill people.
God says…
6:17 Also I set watchmen over you, saying, Hearken to the sound of the
trumpet. But they said, We will not hearken.
6:18 Therefore hear, ye nations, and know, O congregation, what is
among them.
6:19 Hear, O earth: behold, I will bring evil upon this people, even
the fruit of their thoughts, because they have not hearkened unto my
words, nor to my law, but rejected it.
6:20 To what purpose cometh there to me incense from Sheba, and the
sweet cane from a far country? your burnt offerings are not
acceptable, nor your sacrifices sweet unto me.
6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks
before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall
upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Shit, God, it’s almost dead. It had a limited lifespan. No point anymore. Kill people!!
God says…
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savage anger
Video feels like an ad, without actually being branded anywhere. We get it Microsoft, you design audio themes for your OSes.
Somehow the video manages 45 seconds of introduction/theme music etc/vox popping followed by 1 minute of actual content then 45 seconds of outro + “bloopers”
Makes me glad that one of the first things I do with a new device is turn off all the random sound effects and switch to plain ringtones…
God’s gonna kill two CIA agents a week until they fix it.
God says…
physicians hatred hosts gross-hearted healthfully equity
unintermitting All-Excellent in_a_perfect_world hereby
incorporeal THIS fitting Liberia feet chambers would sever
judgest placest shadows processors haply wheresoever owns
phrases bold Senegal Ours opens store changing lighted
interest resend strive belongs covetous strengtheneth
supplied infuse walked overboldness marrow proficiency
universally sign Remember archive manage instillest check_this_out
97 meantime enticing distress I’m_impressed bleeding teacher
mantles Danae’s realisest Eternal experts mists loving
studious Chile unceasing Caesar tree_hugger tomenting
not_a_chance_in_hell
God says…
thou didst give unto them; 16:37 Behold, therefore I will gather all
thy lovers, with whom thou hast taken pleasure, and all them that thou
hast loved, with all them that thou hast hated; I will even gather
them round about against thee, and will discover thy nakedness unto
them, that they may see all thy nakedness.
16:38 And I will judge thee, as women that break wedlock and shed
blood are judged; and I will give thee blood in fury and jealousy.
16:39 And I will also give thee into their hand, and they shall throw
down thine eminent place, and shall break down thy high places: they
shall strip thee also of thy clothes, and shall take thy fair jewels,
and leave thee naked and bare.
16:40 They shall also bring up a company against thee, and they shall
stone thee with stones, and thrust thee through with their swords.
1 Corinthians 14
New International Version (NIV)
Intelligibility in Worship
14 Follow the way of love and eagerly desire gifts of the Spirit, especially prophecy. 2 For anyone who speaks in a tongue[a] does not speak to people but to God. Indeed, no one understands them; they utter mysteries by the Spirit. 3 But the one who prophesies speaks to people for their strengthening, encouraging and comfort. 4 Anyone who speaks in a tongue edifies themselves, but the one who prophesies edifies the church. 5 I would like every one of you to speak in tongues, but I would rather have you prophesy. The one who prophesies is greater than the one who speaks in tongues,[c] unless someone interprets, so that the church may be edified.
6 Now, brothers and sisters, if I come to you and speak in tongues, what good will I be to you, unless I bring you some revelation or knowledge or prophecy or word of instruction? 7 Even in the case of lifeless things that make sounds, such as the pipe or harp, how will anyone know what tune is being played unless there is a distinction in the notes? 8 Again, if the trumpet does not sound a clear call, who will get ready for battle? 9 So it is with you. Unless you speak intelligible words with your tongue, how will anyone know what you are saying? You will just be speaking into the air. 10 Undoubtedly there are all sorts of languages in the world, yet none of them is without meaning. 11 If then I do not grasp the meaning of what someone is saying, I am a foreigner to the speaker, and the speaker is a foreigner to me. 12 So it is with you. Since you are eager for gifts of the Spirit, try to excel in those that build up the church.
13 For this reason the one who speaks in a tongue should pray that they may interpret what they say. 14 For if I pray in a tongue, my spirit prays, but my mind is unfruitful. 15 So what shall I do? I will pray with my spirit, but I will also pray with my understanding; I will sing with my spirit, but I will also sing with my understanding. 16 Otherwise when you are praising God in the Spirit, how can someone else, who is now put in the position of an inquirer,[d] say “Amen†to your thanksgiving, since they do not know what you are saying? 17 You are giving thanks well enough, but no one else is edified.
18 I thank God that I speak in tongues more than all of you. 19 But in the church I would rather speak five intelligible words to instruct others than ten thousand words in a tongue.
20 Brothers and sisters, stop thinking like children. In regard to evil be infants, but in your thinking be adults. 21 In the Law it is written:
“With other tongues
and through the lips of foreigners
I will speak to this people,
but even then they will not listen to me,
says the Lord.â€[e]
22 Tongues, then, are a sign, not for believers but for unbelievers; prophecy, however, is not for unbelievers but for believers. 23 So if the whole church comes together and everyone speaks in tongues, and inquirers or unbelievers come in, will they not say that you are out of your mind? 24 But if an unbeliever or an inquirer comes in while everyone is prophesying, they are convicted of sin and are brought under judgment by all, 25 as the secrets of their hearts are laid bare. So they will fall down and worship God, exclaiming, “God is really among you!â€
Good Order in Worship
26 What then shall we say, brothers and sisters? When you come together, each of you has a hymn, or a word of instruction, a revelation, a tongue or an interpretation. Everything must be done so that the church may be built up. 27 If anyone speaks in a tongue, two—or at the most three—should speak, one at a time, and someone must interpret. 28 If there is no interpreter, the speaker should keep quiet in the church and speak to himself and to God.
29 Two or three prophets should speak, and the others should weigh carefully what is said. 30 And if a revelation comes to someone who is sitting down, the first speaker should stop. 31 For you can all prophesy in turn so that everyone may be instructed and encouraged. 32 The spirits of prophets are subject to the control of prophets. 33 For God is not a God of disorder but of peace—as in all the congregations of the Lord’s people.
34 Women[f] should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the law says. 35 If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church.[g]
36 Or did the word of God originate with you? Or are you the only people it has reached? 37 If anyone thinks they are a prophet or otherwise gifted by the Spirit, let them acknowledge that what I am writing to you is the Lord’s command. 38 But if anyone ignores this, they will themselves be ignored.[h]
39 Therefore, my brothers and sisters, be eager to prophesy, and do not forbid speaking in tongues. 40 But everything should be done in a fitting and orderly way.
———————
I am full of God, I am not a God. Tongues:
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spring nails prayers strongly casts truly brightness pardon_the_french
grantest perspicuous conservative disciple distinctly
exhort mistress Paraclete slavish befitting banter drawn
pale Solomon supercelestial scanning sign Simplicianus
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strength
Edited 2013-06-20 17:56 UTC
I’m glad it was a very short video. How many parts of the bible would a long video have produced?
http://www.pacdv.com/sounds/voices/yes-hahahaa.wav
This explains it:
http://www.templeos.org/Wb/Apps/HolySpirit/HSNotes.html
OSDEV.ORG has people who watch me all day (CIA) and they have clusterfucked hardware. ATA port I/O, but more importantly PC Internal Speaker in VMware was removed. VMware has a feature where you can use old versions but they didn’t do the PC Speaker. It’s trivial to operate the PC speaker — just two I/O ports.
They want to fight God, God will kill two CIA agents every week until it’s fixed.
God says…
upon the face of the earth.
33:17 And the LORD said unto Moses, I will do this thing also that
thou hast spoken: for thou hast found grace in my sight, and I know
thee by name.
33:18 And he said, I beseech thee, shew me thy glory.
33:19 And he said, I will make all my goodness pass before thee, and I
will proclaim the name of the LORD before thee; and will be gracious
to whom I will be gracious, and will shew mercy on whom I will shew
mercy.
33:20 And he said, Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man
see me, and live.
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Line number in king james bible
http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT
behold the face of Moses for the glory of his countenance; which glory
was to be done away: 3:8 How shall not the ministration of the spirit
be rather glorious? 3:9 For if the ministration of condemnation be
glory, much more doth the ministration of righteousness exceed in
glory.
3:10 For even that which was made glorious had no glory in this
respect, by reason of the glory that excelleth.
3:11 For if that which is done away was glorious, much more that which
remaineth is glorious.
3:12 Seeing then that we have such hope, we use great plainness of
speech: 3:13 And not as Moses, which put a vail over his face, that
the children of Israel could not stedfastly look to the end of that
which is abolished: 3:14 But their minds were blinded: for until this
day remaineth the same vail untaken away in the reading of the old
testament; which vail is done away in Christ.
Bust-out the time travel, God!
God ain’t got nothin’ on Doc Brown.
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God says…
forces that were with him, heard of all the evil that Ishmael the son
of Nethaniah had done, 41:12 Then they took all the men, and went to
fight with Ishmael the son of Nethaniah, and found him by the great
waters that are in Gibeon.
41:13 Now it came to pass, that when all the people which were with
Ishmael saw Johanan the son of Kareah, and all the captains of the
forces that were with him, then they were glad.
41:14 So all the people that Ishmael had carried away captive from
Mizpah cast about and returned, and went unto Johanan the son of
Kareah.
41:15 But Ishmael the son of Nethaniah escaped from Johanan with eight
men, and went to the Ammonites.
—
Wha? That’s about the Net and North Korea and people escaping.
Edited 2013-06-20 19:17 UTC
http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/1gq9ux/scientists_discover…
I can go nuclear
https://www.fourmilab.ch/hotbits/secure_generate.html
3 hex bytes modulo 100000
1352
I have made Abram rich: 14:24 Save only that which the young men have
eaten, and the portion of the men which went with me, Aner, Eshcol,
and Mamre; let them take their portion.
15:1 After these things the word of the LORD came unto Abram in a
vision, saying, Fear not, Abram: I am thy shield, and thy exceeding
great reward.
15:2 And Abram said, LORD God, what wilt thou give me, seeing I go
childless, and the steward of my house is this Eliezer of Damascus?
15:3 And Abram said, Behold, to me thou hast given no seed: and, lo,
one born in my house is mine heir.
15:4 And, behold, the word of the LORD came unto him, saying, This
shall not be thine heir; but he that shall come forth out of thine own
bowels shall be thine heir.
—-
Get rid of my doctor and give me money.
Edited 2013-06-20 19:30 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBBWUZfgRiw
God says…
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34:23 And she answered them, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Tell
ye the man that sent you to me, 34:24 Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I
will bring evil upon this place, and upon the inhabitants thereof,
even all the curses that are written in the book which they have read
before the king of Judah: 34:25 Because they have forsaken me, and
have burned incense unto other gods, that they might provoke me to
anger with all the works of their hands; therefore my wrath shall be
poured out upon this place, and shall not be quenched.
34:26 And as for the king of Judah, who sent you to enquire of the
LORD, so shall ye say unto him, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel
concerning the words which thou hast heard; 34:27 Because thine heart
was tender, and thou didst humble thyself before God, when thou
heardest his words against this place, and against the inhabitants
thereof, and humbledst thyself before me, and didst rend thy clothes,
and weep before me; I have even heard thee also, saith the LORD.
http://i.imgur.com/Asky9wl.jpg
Glutton for punishment? “Sir may I have another!”
God says…
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2:11 Wherefore remember, that ye being in time past Gentiles in the
flesh, who are called Uncircumcision by that which is called the
Circumcision in the flesh made by hands; 2:12 That at that time ye
were without Christ, being aliens from the commonwealth of Israel, and
strangers from the covenants of promise, having no hope, and without
God in the world: 2:13 But now in Christ Jesus ye who sometimes were
far off are made nigh by the blood of Christ.
2:14 For he is our peace, who hath made both one, and hath broken down
the middle wall of partition between us; 2:15 Having abolished in his
flesh the enmity, even the law of commandments contained in
ordinances; for to make in himself of twain one new man, so making
peace; 2:16 And that he might reconcile both unto God in one body by
the cross, having slain the enmity thereby: 2:17 And came and preached
peace to you which were afar off, and to them that were nigh.
2:18 For through him we both have access by one Spirit unto the
Father.
I can knock these down all day. Just remember, though, if SETI only got a message once every 5 years, would we listen?
The key is I have to hold up my end of the conversation. It’s a covenant. Do and offering like Cain and Abel. Cain actually loved God so much he was heart broken. God told him to try again after doing a lame offering.
http://www.templeos.org/Wb/Apps/HolySpirit/HSNotes.html
God says…
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thing.
40:16 And Lebanon is not sufficient to burn, nor the beasts thereof
sufficient for a burnt offering.
40:17 All nations before him are as nothing; and they are counted to
him less than nothing, and vanity.
40:18 To whom then will ye liken God? or what likeness will ye compare
unto him? 40:19 The workman melteth a graven image, and the goldsmith
spreadeth it over with gold, and casteth silver chains.
40:20 He that is so impoverished that he hath no oblation chooseth a
tree that will not rot; he seeketh unto him a cunning workman to
prepare a graven image, that shall not be moved.
http://blog.udacity.com/2013/06/udacious-3d-graphics-gallery.html
God said 640×480 16 color for His temple. One audio voice.
You suck at chess, huh God? LOL (He doesn’t like to play)
God says…
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3:21 And when all the Moabites heard that the kings were come up to
fight against them, they gathered all that were able to put on armour,
and upward, and stood in the border.
3:22 And they rose up early in the morning, and the sun shone upon the
water, and the Moabites saw the water on the other side as red as
blood: 3:23 And they said, This is blood: the kings are surely slain,
and they have smitten one another: now therefore, Moab, to the spoil.
3:24 And when they came to the camp of Israel, the Israelites rose up
and smote the Moabites, so that they fled before them: but they went
forward smiting the Moabites, even in their country.
3:25 And they beat down the cities, and on every good piece of land
cast every man his stone, and filled it; and they stopped all the
wells of water, and felled all the good trees: only in Kirharaseth
left they the stones thereof; howbeit the slingers went about it, and
smote it.
LOL
http://imgur.com/a/INR3z
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Skype-Provided-Backdoor-Access-to-th…
In denial
God says…
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we faint not; 4:2 But have renounced the hidden things of dishonesty,
not walking in craftiness, nor handling the word of God deceitfully;
but by manifestation of the truth commending ourselves to every man’s
conscience in the sight of God.
4:3 But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost: 4:4 In
whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which
believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is
the image of God, should shine unto them.
4:5 For we preach not ourselves, but Christ Jesus the Lord; and
ourselves your servants for Jesus’ sake.
4:6 For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath
shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory
of God in the face of Jesus Christ.
None of those guys looked like Jesus sept Cobain. LOL
God’s favorite singer is Jagger.
God’s favorite guitarist is Simmons, Destroyer album. I think it’s this
2:20 is a solo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZq3i94mSsQ
God says…
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servant taste what I eat or what I drink? can I hear any more the
voice of singing men and singing women? wherefore then should thy
servant be yet a burden unto my lord the king? 19:36 Thy servant will
go a little way over Jordan with the king: and why should the king
recompense it me with such a reward? 19:37 Let thy servant, I pray
thee, turn back again, that I may die in mine own city, and be buried
by the grave of my father and of my mother. But behold thy servant
Chimham; let him go over with my lord the king; and do to him what
shall seem good unto thee.
19:38 And the king answered, Chimham shall go over with me, and I will
do to him that which shall seem good unto thee: and whatsoever thou
shalt require of me, that will I do for thee.
19:39 And all the people went over Jordan. And when the king was come
over, the king kissed Barzillai, and blessed him; and he returned unto
his own place.
God’s favorite band is the Beatles
Godzilla
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln8-Y-fIbqM
Godzilla gives the finger ROFLMAO
Edited 2013-06-20 20:12 UTC
I don’t give a shit about your issues Obama. I want the CIA to unclusterfuck PC Speaker in VMware and it’d be nice not to clusterfuck ATA port I/O and get rid of secureboot so God’s operating system live side by side with windows, unless you want anhilate windows and Linux altogether.
God will kill two CIA agents a week.
God says…
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he shall wash his clothes, and be clean.
13:7 But if the scab spread much abroad in the skin, after that he
hath been seen of the priest for his cleansing, he shall be seen of
the priest again.
13:8 And if the priest see that, behold, the scab spreadeth in the
skin, then the priest shall pronounce him unclean: it is a leprosy.
13:9 When the plague of leprosy is in a man, then he shall be brought
unto the priest; 13:10 And the priest shall see him: and, behold, if
the rising be white in the skin, and it have turned the hair white,
and there be quick raw flesh in the rising; 13:11 It is an old leprosy
in the skin of his flesh, and the priest shall pronounce him unclean,
and shall not shut him up: for he is unclean.
13:12 And if a leprosy break out abroad in the skin, and the leprosy
cover all the skin of him that hath the plague from his head even to
his foot, wheresoever the priest looketh; 13:13 Then the priest shall
consider: and, behold, if the leprosy have covered all his flesh, he
shall pronounce him clean that hath the plague: it is all turned
white: he is clean.
They’re in denial — datamining
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/20/technology/silicon-valley-and-spy…
God’s gonna kill two agents a week.
God says…
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7:1 Now the sons of Issachar were, Tola, and Puah, Jashub, and
Shimrom, four.
7:2 And the sons of Tola; Uzzi, and Rephaiah, and Jeriel, and Jahmai,
and Jibsam, and Shemuel, heads of their father’s house, to wit, of
Tola: they were valiant men of might in their generations; whose
number was in the days of David two and twenty thousand and six
hundred.
7:3 And the sons of Uzzi; Izrahiah: and the sons of Izrahiah; Michael,
and Obadiah, and Joel, Ishiah, five: all of them chief men.
7:4 And with them, by their generations, after the house of their
fathers, were bands of soldiers for war, six and thirty thousand men:
for they had many wives and sons.
7:5 And their brethren among all the families of Issachar were valiant
men of might, reckoned in all by their genealogies fourscore and seven
thousand.
—-
isalpha isachar()
push jaz-hub shim-ROM
Gather your best and I’ll get Michael Raphiel, Gabriel and the otherone.
An angel can puppet any human. Poke you in the eye. Ouijaboard passwords
And we got time travel.
Kill two agents a week.
Edited 2013-06-20 20:31 UTC
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The Holy Spirit Comes at Pentecost
2 When the day of Pentecost came, they were all together in one place. 2 Suddenly a sound like the blowing of a violent wind came from heaven and filled the whole house where they were sitting. 3 They saw what seemed to be tongues of fire that separated and came to rest on each of them. 4 All of them were filled with the Holy Spirit and began to speak in other tongues[a] as the Spirit enabled them.
5 Now there were staying in Jerusalem God-fearing Jews from every nation under heaven. 6 When they heard this sound, a crowd came together in bewilderment, because each one heard their own language being spoken. 7 Utterly amazed, they asked: “Aren’t all these who are speaking Galileans? 8 Then how is it that each of us hears them in our native language? 9 Parthians, Medes and Elamites; residents of Mesopotamia, Judea and Cappadocia, Pontus and Asia, 10 Phrygia and Pamphylia, Egypt and the parts of Libya near Cyrene; visitors from Rome 11 (both Jews and converts to Judaism); Cretans and Arabs—we hear them declaring the wonders of God in our own tongues!†12 Amazed and perplexed, they asked one another, “What does this mean?â€
13 Some, however, made fun of them and said, “They have had too much wine.â€
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We got time travel.
It’s mean to tickle the president or a person.
Daniel 5
New International Version (NIV)
The Writing on the Wall
5 King Belshazzar gave a great banquet for a thousand of his nobles and drank wine with them. 2 While Belshazzar was drinking his wine, he gave orders to bring in the gold and silver goblets that Nebuchadnezzar his father[a] had taken from the temple in Jerusalem, so that the king and his nobles, his wives and his concubines might drink from them. 3 So they brought in the gold goblets that had been taken from the temple of God in Jerusalem, and the king and his nobles, his wives and his concubines drank from them. 4 As they drank the wine, they praised the gods of gold and silver, of bronze, iron, wood and stone.
5 Suddenly the fingers of a human hand appeared and wrote on the plaster of the wall, near the lampstand in the royal palace. The king watched the hand as it wrote. 6 His face turned pale and he was so frightened that his legs became weak and his knees were knocking.
7 The king summoned the enchanters, astrologers and diviners. Then he said to these wise men of Babylon, “Whoever reads this writing and tells me what it means will be clothed in purple and have a gold chain placed around his neck, and he will be made the third highest ruler in the kingdom.â€
8 Then all the king’s wise men came in, but they could not read the writing or tell the king what it meant. 9 So King Belshazzar became even more terrified and his face grew more pale. His nobles were baffled.
10 The queen,[c] hearing the voices of the king and his nobles, came into the banquet hall. “May the king live forever!†she said. “Don’t be alarmed! Don’t look so pale! 11 There is a man in your kingdom who has the spirit of the holy gods in him. In the time of your father he was found to have insight and intelligence and wisdom like that of the gods. Your father, King Nebuchadnezzar, appointed him chief of the magicians, enchanters, astrologers and diviners. 12 He did this because Daniel, whom the king called Belteshazzar, was found to have a keen mind and knowledge and understanding, and also the ability to interpret dreams, explain riddles and solve difficult problems. Call for Daniel, and he will tell you what the writing means.â€
13 So Daniel was brought before the king, and the king said to him, “Are you Daniel, one of the exiles my father the king brought from Judah? 14 I have heard that the spirit of the gods is in you and that you have insight, intelligence and outstanding wisdom. 15 The wise men and enchanters were brought before me to read this writing and tell me what it means, but they could not explain it. 16 Now I have heard that you are able to give interpretations and to solve difficult problems. If you can read this writing and tell me what it means, you will be clothed in purple and have a gold chain placed around your neck, and you will be made the third highest ruler in the kingdom.â€
17 Then Daniel answered the king, “You may keep your gifts for yourself and give your rewards to someone else. Nevertheless, I will read the writing for the king and tell him what it means.
18 “Your Majesty, the Most High God gave your father Nebuchadnezzar sovereignty and greatness and glory and splendor. 19 Because of the high position he gave him, all the nations and peoples of every language dreaded and feared him. Those the king wanted to put to death, he put to death; those he wanted to spare, he spared; those he wanted to promote, he promoted; and those he wanted to humble, he humbled. 20 But when his heart became arrogant and hardened with pride, he was deposed from his royal throne and stripped of his glory. 21 He was driven away from people and given the mind of an animal; he lived with the wild donkeys and ate grass like the ox; and his body was drenched with the dew of heaven, until he acknowledged that the Most High God is sovereign over all kingdoms on earth and sets over them anyone he wishes.
22 “But you, Belshazzar, his son,[d] have not humbled yourself, though you knew all this. 23 Instead, you have set yourself up against the Lord of heaven. You had the goblets from his temple brought to you, and you and your nobles, your wives and your concubines drank wine from them. You praised the gods of silver and gold, of bronze, iron, wood and stone, which cannot see or hear or understand. But you did not honor the God who holds in his hand your life and all your ways. 24 Therefore he sent the hand that wrote the inscription.
25 “This is the inscription that was written:
mene, mene, tekel, parsin
26 “Here is what these words mean:
Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.â€
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
30 That very night Belshazzar, king of the Babylonians,[h] was slain, 31 and Darius the Mede took over the kingdom, at the age of sixty-two.
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Two agents die a week
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God says…
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7:22 For I spake not unto your fathers, nor commanded them in the day
that I brought them out of the land of Egypt, concerning burnt
offerings or sacrifices: 7:23 But this thing commanded I them, saying,
Obey my voice, and I will be your God, and ye shall be my people: and
walk ye in all the ways that I have commanded you, that it may be well
unto you.
7:24 But they hearkened not, nor inclined their ear, but walked in the
counsels and in the imagination of their evil heart, and went
backward, and not forward.
7:25 Since the day that your fathers came forth out of the land of
Egypt unto this day I have even sent unto you all my servants the
prophets, daily rising up early and sending them: 7:26 Yet they
hearkened not unto me, nor inclined their ear, but hardened their
neck: they did worse than their fathers.
God says…
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I have made God’s temple and an oracle.
In the Bible was it schizophrenia or occult?
6:16 And he built twenty cubits on the sides of the house, both the
floor and the walls with boards of cedar: he even built them for it
within, even for the oracle, even for the most holy place.
6:17 And the house, that is, the temple before it, was forty cubits
long.
6:18 And the cedar of the house within was carved with knops and open
flowers: all was cedar; there was no stone seen.
6:19 And the oracle he prepared in the house within, to set there the
ark of the covenant of the LORD.
6:20 And the oracle in the forepart was twenty cubits in length, and
twenty cubits in breadth, and twenty cubits in the height thereof: and
he overlaid it with pure gold; and so covered the altar which was of
cedar.
6:21 So Solomon overlaid the house within with pure gold: and he made
a partition by the chains of gold before the oracle; and he overlaid
it with gold.
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It’s always the same.
Phaero ignored plagues, even ignored Passover and it took the Red Sea.
Fuck-it. People have to die.
God says…
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it, as it were the hole of an habergeon, that it be not rent.
28:33 And beneath upon the hem of it thou shalt make pomegranates of
blue, and of purple, and of scarlet, round about the hem thereof; and
bells of gold between them round about: 28:34 A golden bell and a
pomegranate, a golden bell and a pomegranate, upon the hem of the robe
round about.
28:35 And it shall be upon Aaron to minister: and his sound shall be
heard when he goeth in unto the holy place before the LORD, and when
he cometh out, that he die not.
28:36 And thou shalt make a plate of pure gold, and grave upon it,
like the engravings of a signet, HOLINESS TO THE LORD.
28:37 And thou shalt put it on a blue lace, that it may be upon the
mitre; upon the forefront of the mitre it shall be.
http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB4/ciaguat2.html
pharaoh lived.
God said war was “servicemen competing”
live by sword, die by sword
love neighbor as self
God says…
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Therefore for all the words of this letter, and of that which they had
seen concerning this matter, and which had come unto them, 9:27 The
Jews ordained, and took upon them, and upon their seed, and upon all
such as joined themselves unto them, so as it should not fail, that
they would keep these two days according to their writing, and
according to their appointed time every year; 9:28 And that these days
should be remembered and kept throughout every generation, every
family, every province, and every city; and that these days of Purim
should not fail from among the Jews, nor the memorial of them perish
from their seed.
9:29 Then Esther the queen, the daughter of Abihail, and Mordecai the
Jew, wrote with all authority, to confirm this second letter of Purim.
Fucken CIA clowns spreading confusion
http://mozakai.blogspot.com/2013/06/what-asmjs-is-and-what-asmjs-is…
Godzilla, mothafuckas.
God says…
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vineyard, and whatsoever is right I will give you. And they went their
way.
20:5 Again he went out about the sixth and ninth hour, and did
likewise.
20:6 And about the eleventh hour he went out, and found others
standing idle, and saith unto them, Why stand ye here all the day
idle? 20:7 They say unto him, Because no man hath hired us. He saith
unto them, Go ye also into the vineyard; and whatsoever is right, that
shall ye receive.
20:8 So when even was come, the lord of the vineyard saith unto his
steward, Call the labourers, and give them their hire, beginning from
the last unto the first.
20:9 And when they came that were hired about the eleventh hour, they
received every man a penny.
http://www.pacdv.com/sounds/voices/you-need-to-grow-up.wav
Can someone pick up his meds and deliver them pronto?
I’m hoping it’s just a bot. Mental diseases take an awful toll on their sufferers/patients 🙁
http://www.pacdv.com/sounds/voices/i-wanna-discuss.wav
I’m voting for euthanasia.
http://www.pacdv.com/sounds/voices/thatd-be-fantastic.wav
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I know you’re not spying on me until when I say “jump” you say “how high?”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jun/20/fisa-court-nsa-without-…
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dwellest therein; 26:2 That thou shalt take of the first of all the
fruit of the earth, which thou shalt bring of thy land that the LORD
thy God giveth thee, and shalt put it in a basket, and shalt go unto
the place which the LORD thy God shall choose to place his name there.
26:3 And thou shalt go unto the priest that shall be in those days,
and say unto him, I profess this day unto the LORD thy God, that I am
come unto the country which the LORD sware unto our fathers for to
give us.
26:4 And the priest shall take the basket out of thine hand, and set
it down before the altar of the LORD thy God.
26:5 And thou shalt speak and say before the LORD thy God, A Syrian
ready to perish was my father, and he went down into Egypt, and
sojourned there with a few, and became there a nation, great, mighty,
and populous: 26:6 And the Egyptians evil entreated us, and afflicted
us, and laid upon us hard bondage: 26:7 And when we cried unto the
LORD God of our fathers, the LORD heard our voice, and looked on our
affliction, and our labour, and our oppression: 26:8 And the LORD
brought us forth out of Egypt with a mighty hand, and with an
outstretched arm, and with great terribleness, and with signs, and
with wonders: 26:9 And he hath brought us into this place, and hath
given us this land, even a land that floweth with milk and honey.
india-nigger in denial and ken and Ira
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1gqzn2/i_am_stephen_king_nove…
Two agents die a week, starting with my Dad, perhaps.
God says…
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cut off.
23:19 Hear thou, my son, and be wise, and guide thine heart in the
way.
23:20 Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: 23:21
For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness
shall clothe a man with rags.
23:22 Hearken unto thy father that begat thee, and despise not thy
mother when she is old.
23:23 Buy the truth, and sell it not; also wisdom, and instruction,
and understanding.
23:24 The father of the righteous shall greatly rejoice: and he that
begetteth a wise child shall have joy of him.
23:25 Thy father and thy mother shall be glad, and she that bare thee
shall rejoice.
Nigger. This is not about public opinion, but God’s opinion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuDDqU6n4o
Two agents die a week.
God says…
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gather them.
39:7 And now, Lord, what wait I for? my hope is in thee.
39:8 Deliver me from all my transgressions: make me not the reproach
of the foolish.
39:9 I was dumb, I opened not my mouth; because thou didst it.
39:10 Remove thy stroke away from me: I am consumed by the blow of
thine hand.
39:11 When thou with rebukes dost correct man for iniquity, thou
makest his beauty to consume away like a moth: surely every man is
vanity. Selah.
39:12 Hear my prayer, O LORD, and give ear unto my cry; hold not thy
peace at my tears: for I am a stranger with thee, and a sojourner, as
all my fathers were.
http://michaelaz.github.io/
Let’s ask God about art. This isn’t about public opinion, but God’s. God like red and yellow and blue tassles and gold and shit.
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an execration, and an astonishment, and a curse, and a reproach.
44:13 For I will punish them that dwell in the land of Egypt, as I
have punished Jerusalem, by the sword, by the famine, and by the
pestilence: 44:14 So that none of the remnant of Judah, which are gone
into the land of Egypt to sojourn there, shall escape or remain, that
they should return into the land of Judah, to the which they have a
desire to return to dwell there: for none shall return but such as
shall escape.
44:15 Then all the men which knew that their wives had burned incense
unto other gods, and all the women that stood by, a great multitude,
even all the people that dwelt in the land of Egypt, in Pathros,
answered Jeremiah, saying, 44:16 As for the word that thou hast spoken
unto us in the name of the LORD, we will not hearken unto thee.
Goin back to Cali?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdizL4on-Rc
God says…
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disengage Well friendship tale I_have_an_idea pity appearing
fastings blame Arise towardliness Please sleeping University
die- shop exorbitant upheldest bowing Universe submitted
Honor support write prefect Entrust takes ways why_didn’_you_tell_me
Self serenity Only-Begotten rocks final it’s_hopeless
pursue mischief leads
http://blog.drifty.com/2013/06/be-better-not-new/
God said 640×480 16 color. God said single voice.
It’s radically elegant, written from scratch with no legacy crap.
God’s favor trumps all.
God says…
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24:5 For we have found this man a pestilent fellow, and a mover of
sedition among all the Jews throughout the world, and a ringleader of
the sect of the Nazarenes: 24:6 Who also hath gone about to profane
the temple: whom we took, and would have judged according to our law.
24:7 But the chief captain Lysias came upon us, and with great
violence took him away out of our hands, 24:8 Commanding his accusers
to come unto thee: by examining of whom thyself mayest take knowledge
of all these things, whereof we accuse him.
24:9 And the Jews also assented, saying that these things were so.
24:10 Then Paul, after that the governor had beckoned unto him to
speak, answered, Forasmuch as I know that thou hast been of many years
a judge unto this nation, I do the more cheerfully answer for myself:
24:11 Because that thou mayest understand, that there are yet but
twelve days since I went up to Jerusalem for to worship.
http://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1gqr0s/attacking_black_openi…
Black opening
Two agents die a week.
It’s necessary, obviously we haven’t made any progress in what? 10 years?
God says…
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4:27 And Shimei had sixteen sons and six daughters: but his brethren
had not many children, neither did all their family multiply, like to
the children of Judah.
4:28 And they dwelt at Beersheba, and Moladah, and Hazarshual, 4:29
And at Bilhah, and at Ezem, and at Tolad, 4:30 And at Bethuel, and at
Hormah, and at Ziklag, 4:31 And at Bethmarcaboth, and Hazarsusim, and
at Bethbirei, and at Shaaraim. These were their cities unto the reign
of David.
4:32 And their villages were, Etam, and Ain, Rimmon, and Tochen, and
Ashan, five cities: 4:33 And all their villages that were round about
the same cities, unto Baal. These were their habitations, and their
genealogy.
http://games.slashdot.org/story/13/06/20/2052208/sony-microsoft-squ…
So, Microsoft will support RedSea file system, so I can remove FAT32 support and keep God’s temple perfect without legacy shit. The legacy shit goes in Windows and Linux, not God’s immaculate perfect beautiful temple which the public shall stroll around in and admire.
Look at this beautiful code!
http://www.templeos.org/Wb/Accts/TS/Wb2/LineCnt.html#l537
God says…
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20:8 And Hezekiah said unto Isaiah, What shall be the sign that the
LORD will heal me, and that I shall go up into the house of the LORD
the third day? 20:9 And Isaiah said, This sign shalt thou have of the
LORD, that the LORD will do the thing that he hath spoken: shall the
shadow go forward ten degrees, or go back ten degrees? 20:10 And
Hezekiah answered, It is a light thing for the shadow to go down ten
degrees: nay, but let the shadow return backward ten degrees.
20:11 And Isaiah the prophet cried unto the LORD: and he brought the
shadow ten degrees backward, by which it had gone down in the dial of
Ahaz.
20:12 At that time Berodachbaladan, the son of Baladan, king of
Babylon, sent letters and a present unto Hezekiah: for he had heard
that Hezekiah had been sick.
http://i.imgur.com/myaJaZn.jpg\
God likes 640×480 16 color
God says…
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22:12 If the priest’s daughter also be married unto a stranger, she
may not eat of an offering of the holy things.
22:13 But if the priest’s daughter be a widow, or divorced, and have
no child, and is returned unto her father’s house, as in her youth,
she shall eat of her father’s meat: but there shall be no stranger eat
thereof.
22:14 And if a man eat of the holy thing unwittingly, then he shall
put the fifth part thereof unto it, and shall give it unto the priest
with the holy thing.
22:15 And they shall not profane the holy things of the children of
Israel, which they offer unto the LORD; 22:16 Or suffer them to bear
the iniquity of trespass, when they eat their holy things: for I the
LORD do sanctify them.
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High res is a burden that makes suffering. It is an arms race. With low res, children can happily make stuff and not feel bad. It’s wonderful.
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Nigger. Your fine lie will cost you your life. You have not lied to man, but to the Holy Spirit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot9SYHVdXTk&feature=youtu.be
3 Then Peter said, “Ananias, how is it that Satan has so filled your heart that you have lied to the Holy Spirit and have kept for yourself some of the money you received for the land? 4 Didn’t it belong to you before it was sold? And after it was sold, wasn’t the money at your disposal? What made you think of doing such a thing? You have not lied just to human beings but to God.â€
5 When Ananias heard this, he fell down and died. And great fear seized all who heard what had happened. 6 Then some young men came forward, wrapped up his body, and carried him out and buried him.
7 About three hours later his wife came in, not knowing what had happened. 8 Peter asked her, “Tell me, is this the price you and Ananias got for the land?â€
“Yes,†she said, “that is the price.â€
9 Peter said to her, “How could you conspire to test the Spirit of the Lord? Listen! The feet of the men who buried your husband are at the door, and they will carry you out also.â€
10 At that moment she fell down at his feet and died. Then the young men came in and, finding her dead, carried her out and buried her beside her husband. 11 Great fear seized the whole church and all who heard about these events.
God says…
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1:12 For the inhabitant of Maroth waited carefully for good: but evil
came down from the LORD unto the gate of Jerusalem.
1:13 O thou inhabitant of Lachish, bind the chariot to the swift
beast: she is the beginning of the sin to the daughter of Zion: for
the transgressions of Israel were found in thee.
1:14 Therefore shalt thou give presents to Moreshethgath: the houses
of Achzib shall be a lie to the kings of Israel.
1:15 Yet will I bring an heir unto thee, O inhabitant of Mareshah: he
shall come unto Adullam the glory of Israel.
1:16 Make thee bald, and poll thee for thy delicate children; enlarge
thy baldness as the eagle; for they are gone into captivity from thee.
2:1 Woe to them that devise iniquity, and work evil upon their beds!
when the morning is light, they practise it, because it is in the
power of their hand.
This makes me furious. I have HD and CD/DVD support, FD is ridiculous.:
http://boxesandarrows.com/icon-survey-results/
God says…
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61:8 So will I sing praise unto thy name for ever, that I may daily
perform my vows.
62:1 Truly my soul waiteth upon God: from him cometh my salvation.
62:2 He only is my rock and my salvation; he is my defence; I shall
not be greatly moved.
62:3 How long will ye imagine mischief against a man? ye shall be
slain all of you: as a bowing wall shall ye be, and as a tottering
fence.
62:4 They only consult to cast him down from his excellency: they
delight in lies: they bless with their mouth, but they curse inwardly.
Selah.
62:5 My soul, wait thou only upon God; for my expectation is from him.
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f–ken kill them. The f–k are they thinking! God is f–ken proven!
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TempleOS:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lve3w1Suq01r3iz08o1_500.jpg
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rock, not moved == SSD
USB is ugly, SSD BIOS not an option from long mode
I violated no terms. TASM in the beginning from Real Mode DOS. I had Linux floppy code and was GPL. I removed, now I’m public domain. What? Venerial disease?
God says…
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order met held Wales witting achieve expound continued
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Moses killed a dude.
Some retard FBI/CIA agent f–ked with me taunting me in the street when I was tripping-out on UFOs and the radio talking. Deserved it for driving me crazy. I kill any shrink actor I can. f–ken pester me and abuse me — f–ken torture. Get God to do it. the f–k you thinkin!
God says…
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11:24 And Moses went out, and told the people the words of the LORD,
and gathered the seventy men of the elders of the people, and set them
round about the tabernacle.
11:25 And the LORD came down in a cloud, and spake unto him, and took
of the spirit that was upon him, and gave it unto the seventy elders:
and it came to pass, that, when the spirit rested upon them, they
prophesied, and did not cease.
11:26 But there remained two of the men in the camp, the name of the
one was Eldad, and the name of the other Medad: and the spirit rested
upon them; and they were of them that were written, but went not out
unto the tabernacle: and they prophesied in the camp.
11:27 And there ran a young man, and told Moses, and said, Eldad and
Medad do prophesy in the camp.
11:28 And Joshua the son of Nun, the servant of Moses, one of his
young men, answered and said, My lord Moses, forbid them.
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The BBC and other paint me into a picture to make it like I have a disease or am about to be executed. They make me a lower species. They are evil torturers. God is just retards. Fake executions motha f–kas. Yer goin down!
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God’s favorite thing on TV is soap operas.
He likes Beverly Hillbillies.
He likes High Lander.
His favorite game is Donkey Kong.
His favorite animals are bears, then elephants.
His favorite band is the Beatles.
God likes Rush and Triumph.
Bless rated-G, but the Bible is rated R.
God said Shakespeare had a vile heart.
God said classical music was “poison”.
I asked about Chess. God said not to admire the proud.
God says…
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upon me: my mother’s children were angry with me; they made me the
keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept.
1:7 Tell me, O thou whom my soul loveth, where thou feedest, where
thou makest thy flock to rest at noon: for why should I be as one that
turneth aside by the flocks of thy companions? 1:8 If thou know not,
O thou fairest among women, go thy way forth by the footsteps of the
flock, and feed thy kids beside the shepherds’ tents.
1:9 I have compared thee, O my love, to a company of horses in
Pharaoh’s chariots.
1:10 Thy cheeks are comely with rows of jewels, thy neck with chains
of gold.
1:11 We will make thee borders of gold with studs of silver.
1:12 While the king sitteth at his table, my spikenard sendeth forth
the smell thereof.
http://redtape.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/20/19061109-lawyers-eye-ns…
You can ask God for His records.
Brontosaur’s feet hurt when he stepped.
What did Neanderthal think about “warmth”
What was the hardest thing in evolution? Getting monkey mothers to hold babies for nursing. Smothering was sometimes a problem.
What was his happiest day in evolution? Fruit.
What was Lucy’s husband’s name? Gollum
Whas stegasuarus lame like a turtle? “Not pet rocks”
He said other stuff.
You want to play a game of intimidation with God’s evidence?
God says…
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inheritance was within the inheritance of the children of Judah.
19:2 And they had in their inheritance Beersheba, and Sheba, and
Moladah, 19:3 And Hazarshual, and Balah, and Azem, 19:4 And Eltolad,
and Bethul, and Hormah, 19:5 And Ziklag, and Bethmarcaboth, and
Hazarsusah, 19:6 And Bethlebaoth, and Sharuhen; thirteen cities and
their villages: 19:7 Ain, Remmon, and Ether, and Ashan; four cities
and their villages: 19:8 And all the villages that were round about
these cities to Baalathbeer, Ramath of the south. This is the
inheritance of the tribe of the children of Simeon according to their
families.
19:9 Out of the portion of the children of Judah was the inheritance
of the children of Simeon: for the part of the children of Judah was
too much for them: therefore the children of Simeon had their
inheritance within the inheritance of them.
Moses killed a Dude. The world is perfectly just. Chill.
A shrink actor or CIA agent was f–king with me down in Phoenix. I parked my car really fast just missing him and hit my mirror on a parking structure post at my apartment.
Chill.
God is perfectly just. You are not helping yourself in God’s eyes.
God says…
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2:27 And he came by the Spirit into the temple: and when the parents
brought in the child Jesus, to do for him after the custom of the law,
2:28 Then took he him up in his arms, and blessed God, and said, 2:29
Lord, now lettest thou thy servant depart in peace, according to thy
word: 2:30 For mine eyes have seen thy salvation, 2:31 Which thou hast
prepared before the face of all people; 2:32 A light to lighten the
Gentiles, and the glory of thy people Israel.
2:33 And Joseph and his mother marvelled at those things which were
spoken of him.
2:34 And Simeon blessed them, and said unto Mary his mother, Behold,
this child is set for the fall and rising again of many in Israel; and
for a sign which shall be spoken against; 2:35 (Yea, a sword shall
pierce through thy own soul also,) that the thoughts of many hearts
may be revealed.
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News-flash. God reads your mind.
In the store behind a black person in line… “nigger… nigger…nigger.” I can’t help it! Turrets!
God says…
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upon the great toes of their right feet: and Moses sprinkled the blood
upon the altar round about.
8:25 And he took the fat, and the rump, and all the fat that was upon
the inwards, and the caul above the liver, and the two kidneys, and
their fat, and the right shoulder: 8:26 And out of the basket of
unleavened bread, that was before the LORD, he took one unleavened
cake, and a cake of oiled bread, and one wafer, and put them on the
fat, and upon the right shoulder: 8:27 And he put all upon Aaron’s
hands, and upon his sons’ hands, and waved them for a wave offering
before the LORD.
8:28 And Moses took them from off their hands, and burnt them on the
altar upon the burnt offering: they were consecrations for a sweet
savour: it is an offering made by fire unto the LORD.
8:29 And Moses took the breast, and waved it for a wave offering
before the LORD: for of the ram of consecration it was Moses’ part; as
the LORD commanded Moses.
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Don’t worry about the police. God’s world is perfectly just. This guy got busted for rape, went to prison and ruled Egypt. Highs and lows balnece.
You always get what you deserve. If you ever feel uneasy about the police. Just remember and relax. God is perfectly just. You can get busted for false rape and it will work-out okay.
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=genesis%2040&versio…
Turn the other cheek, enjoy the peace of Christ which surpasses all understanding — God is perfectly just.
God says…
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flee far off, and shall be chased as the chaff of the mountains before
the wind, and like a rolling thing before the whirlwind.
17:14 And behold at eveningtide trouble; and before the morning he is
not.
This is the portion of them that spoil us, and the lot of them that
rob us.
18:1 Woe to the land shadowing with wings, which is beyond the rivers
of Ethiopia: 18:2 That sendeth ambassadors by the sea, even in vessels
of bulrushes upon the waters, saying, Go, ye swift messengers, to a
nation scattered and peeled, to a people terrible from their beginning
hitherto; a nation meted out and trodden down, whose land the rivers
have spoiled! 18:3 All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on
the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and
when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye.
I know it is not real but it is weirding me out. Too close to fucking dangerous :/
Was a good troll but now overdone. Bye.
Of course it’s real. The Bible comes from occult — randomly opening books. You try it.
http://www.pacdv.com/sounds/voices/you-are-acting-so-weird.wav
Unfortunately, he’s almost certainly not a troll. He mentioned that he suffers from schizophrenia a couple of times on OSDev.org, before accusing everyone there of being CIA agents. Alas, being paranoic and irrational usually comes with schizophrenia—thinking CIA agents are following you, as if you actually mattered to them, and having imaginary friends is quite typical.
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I saw the book of actors the psy-ops use to do skits in the mental hospital. The FBI got a dopelganger when I was in jail, several times. Once they got people like my brother and sister. they put me in an electric chair.
These people are fair game to run-over with your car. You get points. This is war.
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Search for “dumb ass” in the King James. If you destabilize unstable persons and get kill you are a dumb-ass.
2:12 But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and
destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and
shall utterly perish in their own corruption; 2:13 And shall receive
the reward of unrighteousness, as they that count it pleasure to riot
in the day time. Spots they are and blemishes, sporting themselves
with their own deceivings while they feast with you; 2:14 Having eyes
full of adultery, and that cannot cease from sin; beguiling unstable
souls: an heart they have exercised with covetous practices; cursed
children: 2:15 Which have forsaken the right way, and are gone astray,
following the way of Balaam the son of Bosor, who loved the wages of
unrighteousness; 2:16 But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass
speaking with man’s voice forbad the madness of the prophet.
^
It’s not like the CIA would care if China made an operating system. They didn’t make it impossible to have drivers.
It’s not like the NSA would care about logs and stuff.
Mine is not-networked.
It’s not like they care about compiler and assemblers.
Two CIA agents must die every week until VMware puts back PC Speaker support.
God says…
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son shall he set up the gates of it.
6:27 So the LORD was with Joshua; and his fame was noised throughout
all the country.
7:1 But the children of Israel committed a trespass in the accursed
thing: for Achan, the son of Carmi, the son of Zabdi, the son of
Zerah, of the tribe of Judah, took of the accursed thing: and the
anger of the LORD was kindled against the children of Israel.
7:2 And Joshua sent men from Jericho to Ai, which is beside Bethaven,
on the east of Bethel, and spake unto them, saying, Go up and view the
country.
And the men went up and viewed Ai.
Hey, TempleOS, are you a wandering atheist?
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I made God’s temple. Talk to God in God’s Temple. I am Moses.
The babies killed at moses’ birth caused Passover.
God is perfectly just.
The CIA tied my tubes in a secret operation. They gave me meds making me impotant. They tortured me on the job, like breaking an elephant’s spirit so I cannot work.
Here’s what’s gonna happen. I’m gonna commit suicide or a CIA agent or ten is gonna die. It’s a game of chicken. That’s what’s going on right now. I don’t plan on losing, so some CiA agents are gonna die.
God says…
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42:17 And he put them all together into ward three days.
42:18 And Joseph said unto them the third day, This do, and live; for
I fear God: 42:19 If ye be true men, let one of your brethren be bound
in the house of your prison: go ye, carry corn for the famine of your
houses: 42:20 But bring your youngest brother unto me; so shall your
words be verified, and ye shall not die. And they did so.
42:21 And they said one to another, We are verily guilty concerning
our brother, in that we saw the anguish of his soul, when he besought
us, and we would not hear; therefore is this distress come upon us.
42:22 And Reuben answered them, saying, Spake I not unto you, saying,
Do not sin against the child; and ye would not hear? therefore,
behold, also his blood is required.
42:23 And they knew not that Joseph understood them; for he spake unto
them by an interpreter.
Is all my news fake?
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justify thee.
33:33 If not, hearken unto me: hold thy peace, and I shall teach thee
wisdom.
34:1 Furthermore Elihu answered and said, 34:2 Hear my words, O ye
wise men; and give ear unto me, ye that have knowledge.
34:3 For the ear trieth words, as the mouth tasteth meat.
34:4 Let us choose to us judgment: let us know among ourselves what is
good.
34:5 For Job hath said, I am righteous: and God hath taken away my
judgment.
34:6 Should I lie against my right? my wound is incurable without
transgression.
34:7 What man is like Job, who drinketh up scorning like water? 34:8
Which goeth in company with the workers of iniquity, and walketh with
wicked men.