Linked by Thom Holwerda on Tue 16th Jun 2009 13:25 UTC
Apple During last week's Worldwide Developers Conference, Apple introduced a new iPhone model, the iPhone 3GS, which comes, among other things, with a faster processor and more RAM. Since this is a developers' conference, there were also numerous sessions on iPhone development, and the last session was about publishing on the App Store. Since every session at every WWDC is always followed by an open Q&A session, you'd figure this'd be the perfect opportunity for iPhone developers to ask about Apple's App Store policies. Well, no.
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RE[2]: OSNews hates Apple
by ssa2204 on Tue 16th Jun 2009 23:17 UTC in reply to "RE: OSNews hates Apple"
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It took you this long to find out we hate Apple?

Dude, OSNews is paid for, hosted by, and developed by a secret team of upper-class hookers, who are all full-time Microsoft employees. Coincidentally (NOT! HAR HAR!), they are MY army of upper-class hookers, with which I'm going to take over the world, and force-feed everyone pies shaped and coloured like Windows logos.

At the same time, Apple users will be spanked with marshmallows, while Windows users will be covered in fairydust and ride flying unicorns to the promised land to live happily ever after with the perfect woman for every man, and the perfect man for every woman, and since I'm Dutch (as in, not a barbarian), we'll accommodate our homosexual and lesbian friends as well.

So, there you have it. You have uncovered OSNews' secret dastardly masterplan.


Been stopping off at the 'cafes' in Amsterdam lately?

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RE[3]: OSNews hates Apple
by Thom_Holwerda on Tue 16th Jun 2009 23:25 in reply to "RE[2]: OSNews hates Apple"
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Haha, no, don't do that stuff, never done it in my life.

I'm just natural unicorn-happy.

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