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The sad thing is not that this is apparently a thing - no, the sad thing is that people actually believe this to be true. If you believe Apple and Google really care about you as a user, you've already lost the battle.
Way too pro Google. Fun list though. Would be better if it contained at least 1 or 2 negative points for google to give it balance and make it more fun (the fun comes from the surprise shift in tone when the list goes from positive to negative aspect of similar traits).