My favorite metonymic technology term is “cron job”: even though
cronmay not literally be the daemon that executes actions on a schedule, we apply the term to anything that walks like acronand quacks like acron. As Patrick McKenzie likes to point out, cron jobs are one of the most eminently useful computing primitives. They offer utility that’s almost immediately obvious for plenty of use cases that almost everybody has: do this every day; do that once a month.And yet. You probably shouldn’t use literal
↫ Tyler Langloiscron(or its more modern cousins) for scheduled tasks! In 2026 there are more modern options available, and my favorite is the humble systemd timer. I love systemd timers. If you don’t love them yet, maybe I can show you the reasons why you should love them, too.
These are just timers. They are not consuming your computer or taking over the open source world. They do not phone home to Red Hat. These are just timers.

I’ve had so much more success working with systemd timers to get work shit accomplished than I ever did with good old fashioned cron. There were complicated things I couldn’t get working with cron _even though it’s hypothetically simpler_ that “just worked” with systemd timers.
*accepts his shill check from Big Hat*