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What are you talking about? Vista will be released by Januari 2005, everybody knows that.

Sheesh..

Edited 2006-03-19 19:22

Wow, what did you have smoked man?

Wow

Edited 2006-03-19 19:52

why did you take the time to write this story?

are you bored with the endless hype people are trying to create, to promote product's that never deliver.

It an ok funny read, but maybe this would be a better story, if it had some mening, but i'm right when i say it doesn't, right?

There was no clear point in referencing that campaign. I.E.: are you laughing "with" or "at" it?

In 2029, it's ALL going to be Skynet's problem.

Hey, don't matter what they're saying, Thom! I liked it, had some good laughs!

Microsoft Filed for Chapter 11 in 2017 citing OSS as the reason for the string of profit warnings over the past 5 years.
Retired founder William Gates and World President Elect was not available for comment as he was on his spaceship en route to Mars to rescue the fatal Chinese Mars Mission.
{Only Joking Guys...}

Ohh, OK, it was supposed to make me laugh, WOW! after reading the comments I understood, thanks guys. Otherway I would have missed the point of it all.

Haha! Gave me a few laughs! Thanks.

It's good to know 50 Cent and the music video will still be around 13 years from now.

Guess, how many people on the planet earth laughed after reading it, or understood at least what the author is talking about? I did. Now call me welcome into the geek society. It's official now. But can I keep my girlfriend?

Anton

That part about stallman ROCKED. :-s

This is why straight-jackets and tranquilizer guns were invented. Now hold still Thom, this won't hurt a bit ;-).

The part about Thom being crazy and burning down Apple stores was funny. I was about to neuter him for making fun of KDE until I saw that he also made fun of Gnome, now I think it's fair. It may be a little too suble to be noticed (hehe) but I think Thom was poking fun at some of the more common troll posts.

I don't know what your talking about.. BUT I am sure that on 2019 my beloved C-one (www.c64upgra.de) WILL be able to RUN the C64 core WITH full emulation... :-)''''
Also, you are a bit wrong.. on 2019, the ilife wont be 14 DVDs.. just ONE and ONLY media.. (that holds some TBs)
OSX and VISTA ? on that era?? bah..
Jobs (he will be 64yo on 2019 and changes for the Nth time CPU/Architecture.. LOL ) maybe there will be one common OS..

And Linux users will still be trying to get their favorite distro on the desktop of more people than theirs and their friends.

... will be auditing code that the developers think might conflict with the Windows Vista stick castles.

Edited 2006-03-19 23:42

..Amizilla will be released. Only a handful of people can run it, since it runs in OS4 only, which is in beta.

http://aseigo.blogspot.com/2006/03/changing-my-name.html

lol

Sunday eve, or Sundat evening?

GOod column Thom I thought it was rather funny. SOme people need to grow a sense of humor

is also the year where Intel released the Intel-Homino house: you buy one house all equiped with Intel gears for great power save and integration.

But hopefully their is still the AMD lightingeon that is designed for faster burning and cooking of your breakfeast: for those who are really really on acid in the morning. Only fits with the VIA houseset. Also act as an heater.

A side effect of the joke on Eugenia, is that Haiku was the only product to be given positive karma points

It's already here and it's called the iVisible, http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3577405531442798681&q=c...